It was after I’d written all these down that I realized they were all about food and exercise. I may have learned other things this week, but I think I’ll save those for a blog post that will stay trapped in my head for a good two weeks. Maybe this Summer I’ll be able to write more frequently.
- Don’t bake with colored toothpicks. The dye will come off around the holes where you punctured your newly Pinterested pesto-chicken-roll-up recipe, and while confetti cake is awesome, unintentional confetti chicken is not.
- Zumba makes me feel like one of the cool kids.
- This stuff should not go in your eye. It’s not the worst thing you can imagine, but it was probably the worst part of my Thursday. It’s important to make sure that the pump spray is pointed in the right direction. Oh, you knew that already?
- I’m the only one in this family of five who really, really likes kale.
- My husband likes golf enough to play during the same week that he breaks down and visits a doctor for a shoulder issue. Hmm. This I cannot relate to.
- My middle child’s love language decidedly is quality time. We rode our bikes and ran around the block together a couple of times tonight, and twice he looked up and said unprompted, “I love you, Mom.”
- Two of my kids are old enough and strong enough to help me train for a 5k. My oldest can run like crazy, and she shocked herself – and me – with how easy it was for her to run 1.3 miles tonight. She’s come a long way since February. Now instead of thinking I can’t exercise because I’m with the kids, I should think I can exercise because I’m with the kids. Hallelujah!
1. I wouldn’t want to decorate my entire home with Ikea products, but I could surely spend 6 hours and several hundred dollars there!
2. I do have enough willpower to walk in a really cool store and emerge with nothing. Take that, all you hipsters in the very, very long lines.
3. Riding a bike is still a lot of fun.
4. My 4 year old may know how to manipulate my phone into doing a back handspring double back tuck with a twist, but he still needs help learning how to capture a picture.
5. I’ve been a bit naive about why many of the students I teach ended up at my school. I usually imagine that someone pushed a principal’s buttons too many times, got suspended too many times, went off on a teacher, had too many absences… Hearing the word “probation officer” from a middle school student still makes me pause.
6. It feels really, really good to be ahead of the ballgame. These bad boys are ready to thaw for a day, get dumped in a crockpot, and be consumed by my hungry crew. If you want to learn what preparedness feels like, check this out.
7. Earbuds are not for wearing while children are awake. More like, The Eleventh Commandment: Earbuds shall not appear in thine ear whilst Lutz the Youngest might possibly be inclined to stir. My 19 month old made it clear that he is The Adventurous One when he was discovered by a neighbor in another neighbor’s yard — and I had no idea that he’d left the house. I was cooking and listening to Dave Ramsey, the boys were playing in their rooms, and then… There he was. In muddy socks. Holding a basketball. 30 yards away from my door. So now we know that he can hold the storm door open and get over the threshold. Sliding chain locks will soon be placed up high on both doors.